We had some friends over for Advent last night, when I told Ehre and Ben that they were coming over I jokingly said that their son Lincoln was coming to have a date with Elise. That got us talking about boyfriends, and the conversation went something like this...
E: I have a boyfriend
Mom: Really who?
E: His name is Max.
Mom: Is this Max in your class at school?
Mom: Oh that's cool, do you hang out a lot?
E: No, Max doesn't like to play with me
E: But sometimes My teacher says we have to work together.
....so is this the running definition these days of a boyfriend?