Monday, July 26, 2010

"Dad Life"

My friend Marent posted this and I have to pass it on!
http://vimeo.com/12714406

Ha ha


This is dad life

It's how we live

24/7, 365

Check me



Gas station glasses

Don't care what the masses

Think about me wit my sweet goatee

I'm rockin' my Dockers

With a cuff and a crease

I got that St. John's Bay

And a clip for my piece



I look nice

I got dozens of dollars

And that's right

It goes straight to my daughters and my wife

I'm a miracle dad

Makin' magic with the checkbook is a talent I have



I roll hard in the yard

With a 60-inch cut

Zero turn radius

My neighbors say what?

They be drivin' by

Peepin' my landscape

Yo, these greens got nothin' on my manscape



Hydrangeas (what), Begonias (naw)

Crape Myrtle (tight), ornamental turtle!

Hold up

Is that a weed in my fescue?

Aw naw, Round Up to the rescue



It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Take my daughty to the potty, it's the dad life

(bringin' home the bacon)

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Shootin' vids of the kids, it's the dad life



Roll up to the splash pad, 10 AM

My whole entourage

Hops out the minivan

We splishy splashy for an hour or two

Then it's back to the house

Preppin' for the barbeque



Brats, dogs, rack of ribs, whateva (tight)

Get me on the Weber

Man, nobody does it betta

Call me lord of the grill

I'm king of the coals

Nana's secret recipe, you know how I roll



1080p, 16x9

I'm rockin' man cave status

With a screen like mine

Keep your peanut butter hands

Off my 50-inch Vizio

Pop up the corn, roll the Disney video



{ "A whole new world…" }



We got Aladdin, Jasmine

Abu, the genie (hey)

With kids like mine, everybody wants to be me

Sing a nigh-night song and then it's off to bed

This is the dad life, no more to be said



It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Hit the mall, coaching ball, it's the dad life

(bringin' home the bacon)

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Playing rough, fixing stuff, it's the dad life

(bringin' home the bacon)

It's the dad life, it's the dad life

Yeah, you know how we do it

It's the dad life